I'm a Dunkin gru

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As far as old movies go, I think it's one of the best. However, this "Sisters, Sisters, There were never such devoted sisters" holiday commercial is already cutting a hole right through my head and it is November 2nd.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

i thought nothing could get worse than the etsy "mission impossible" ads...until verizon threw out the carolers.

it's like these ad agencies are trying to top each other on how obnoxious and over the top they can be.

In the immortal testimony os whe white Sammy Sosa

"I apologieeeee" in advance if this take is on the scene......


that f riggin Greg Olsen Terry Brashaw Promo

makes Hulk Sabu WANT TO SMASH.SMASH,,,,SMASH....

doc bruce sabu
belted by gamma rays
turns into SABU HULK
aint he glamarous..............


thats some old school marvel shit from channel 44 back in the day (that is for the old fucks)

hers a take........ok ok who gave our old ass Free Agent the roofies SMASH CUT that he showed his wang
in columbus at a drinkfest with the hawks sponsors and mothers.......yeah thats how you haze the perceived
third NEO the promised one from Wayne G, to Sidney C., to number 98 and you get loaded and
whip it out to a hawks travelling hottie or a studs mom........

or second take he tried to do a little 'bump and grind' with a hawks marketing pr road travelling hottie

who knows, its like asking if there are aliens or that we are alone in the universe

to talk old boy Clarke I believe.......either scenario is terrifying

later
sabu

The commercial that makes me want to kill...my wiener, is the one with Zoe Saldana in the puffy white jacket. She just looks so cute with a very natural and nice personality. She's also keeping it together pretty well for 45.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Jardiance…with this happy fat lady (of DiCaro girth) dancing.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

it lowers my A1C to DEFCON level 1.

And lowers your erection permanently.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Yes! For the love of God stop her.

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Elections have consequences.

I have never seen it so I had to look it up. I wish I hadn't.

https://youtu.be/Aromts0OiHs

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

That is some first class fupa movement.

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Elections have consequences.

What do you mean? After some vigorous hoggin' she'll be hangry and make you a gigantic breakfast. Win-win.

This ridiculous “attic zen den” commercial for ATT continues to perplex. It was always beyond stupid, but now they’ve actually rerecorded small parts of it…without changing any of the words (I’ve heard it so many times on the stream that I’ve got it memorized, sadly). What would be the motivation for that? To annoy listeners like me who managed to tune it out but now notice a few seconds of a new voice saying the same dialog?

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Did the Kars for Kids ad agency also make the Tullamore Dew commercials? It's gotta be, right?
Multiple tone deaf adults singing uncomfortable non-sense. Hurts my ears. Make it stop.

Listen closely to the end of the Chipotle commercial where they discuss their carne asada.

The guy calls it handjob cilantro. The script is hand cut or chopped cilantro. He says handjob. Once you hear it, you'll never unhear it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewByWEmUqqY

I hope you like your meat tenderized

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The audio sounds like it was recorded inside the Titan just before it imploded.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Small Print:
The Perineum is the area between the anus and genitals


Smaller Print:
TAINT

She seems to be quite happy with her life-shortening disease..like too happy

Interesting that in Discover’s latest radio ad with Jennifer Coolidge in which they tout the Discover Card’s fraud protection, Coolidge basically admits she is committing fraud.

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They should arrest her in real life.

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I hate that phone commercial with the electrical outlet/rb singer singing inseparable. Why would you write a song with a word you can't/refuse to learn to pronounce. He's not even in the ballpark

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

there was finally a smithe furniture commercial where my brain was able to decide which one was the most attractive, but that was last week's commercial and i'm back to hemming and hawing again this week

It's the black haired one. She was chubby when they first started. She lost some but not to the point where she is skeletal, like some other in the group.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

#1?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

4,2,3,1 for me

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

There’s a commercial for a drug called Camzyos that narrates the drug’s benefits over the instrumentals from the worst song in the history of the world, “Christmas Shoes.”

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That Tide Pod spot that talks about the amount of water in detergents. Then the lady goes over the store intercom to tell everyone about it. Just stop!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Comcast commercial with real estate office sharing space with a pet store to save money because “Verizon costs too much.” Aside from the absurd premise, I’m surprised Verizon—who leases their cellular network to Comcast—didn’t put language in the contract prohibiting Comcast from making critical comments.

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my wife and i actually switched early this year from verizon to xfinity mobile and it was quite the experience. part of the lure was a $200 gift card that took about 7 months to finally get after multiple calls that went nowhere, multiple emails that went nowhere, and even a personal trip to the xfinity store that went nowhere (but took 3 hours out of my life). all it turned out i had to do was write a feedback request, and got it.

and you know, $200 doesn't really go very far these days.

why is the Score running commercials for Thunder Down Under? Is there a demographic of listeners on the downlow?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

this board may be able to buy ads on the score. i'm guessing there isnt a waitlist