Sure. But I'm not the one certain he isn't good.

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

What's repeatable arm talent?

Sound it out.

But you're the guy who finds relevance in Prognosticating about stats in January. Ok prognosticate then

Hey Golf Shoes. Only an ignorant buffoon would ever be impressed by the fact that a guy who was 7th in pass attempts per game would be 23rd in Avg yardage per game. And in you Effingham War Hawks Team.Mascot, "WE" have found just that guy!

Doc, you might as well give up on this. A guy who is thrown into a tizzy by a simple change to a weather app will never fully comprehend advanced stats.

Caleb Williams isn't really a "true" rookie because he turned 23 late into his 1st season in the NFL!"

Do you stat geeks factor in the stupid -5 yard screen passes that were overwhelming part of the bears "gameplan" into your metrics?

Anyone can manipulate the stats to make it fit their narrative.

Cherry picking stats does not prove your point when we all watched the Bears this year and know for a fact that A) line sucks B) Caleb as a rookie was not ready to overcome the lack of protection and his coaches did a piss poor job of helping him manage the game. Their solution was to pass sideways and hand it off to Swift who was not meant to be used as a bruiser.

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

By the way. The Effingham War Hawks mascot is back to prioritizing yardage over point production again

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

No way will he be handed a starting job outright. Brought in either as a backup, to compete for #1 or serve as a placeholder while a team readies their own high draft pick.

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

I also believe he's a placeholder. It's still an opportunity for him to NOT be a placeholder.

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

I still "believe" that the Paw will be a better pro than Kawhi. It still would be incorrect for this particular "belief" to be true.

Receipts!
Another guy who happens to be doing the Ali Shuffle currently

My calendar says we are in March. The season starts in September. Happy to shuffle along until then.

Splitting the 2-3 month self-imposed deadline to March 31, Justin's best case scenario is that by then he is signed to "compete" for a starting gig. But no way is he anointed a starter by then.

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

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ESPN’s Ben Solak examined the “big questions” currently surrounding the leagues top WRs heading into Year 2, and with Odunze specifically, he highlighted a concerning lack of on-field chemistry with QB1.


“The Bears’ No. 9 overall pick was often being thrown an uncatchable ball. According to ESPN’s charting, Odunze saw 37 targets that were overthrown or underthrown, which led all receivers by a lot,” Solak wrote. “Now, inaccurate balls can be as much a receiver’s fault as they are the quarterback’s, but it’s no great secret that rookie QB Caleb Williams was missing all of his receivers last season. DJ Moore was third in the league with 27 inaccurate targets, and Keenan Allen was 10th with 24.”

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/chicago-bears/caleb-williams-rome-odunze-chemistry-2025/

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

NBA playoffs are on and you're talking off season NFL?

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

NBA playoffs are on and you're talking off season NFL?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

NBA playoffs are on and you're talking off season NFL?

I've seen hundreds of dicks in my life.

You get moist for Caleb when you watch college football

Quarterback Caleb Williams was so concerned about being picked by the Chicago Bears in 2024 that he and his family weighed circumventing the entire NFL draft, consulting with lawyers to figure out a way around the league's collective bargaining agreement while considering signing with the United Football League, details from a forthcoming book reveal.

"Chicago is the place quarterbacks go to die," Carl Williams, Caleb's father, told Seth Wickersham, author of "American Kings: A Biography of the Quarterback," in the months before the 2024 draft.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

it's time you all are hauled out to the public square and shot in the face