what the hell does Penny Mustard mean anyway??!!
Who goes to this store? I hear this dumb commercial all the time, but I never heard anybody say they go there. Is this some kind of furniture store?? Seems like some dumb suburban store that nobody goes to.

It tastes like shit

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Didn’t Penny Mustard kill Miss Scarlett in the parlor with the candlestick?

Haha, Penny Mustard. Isn't that clever! Fuddruckers, Haha, sounds like a curse word. BUT IT ISN'T. So genius. Let's think of funny words, put them together and start a business. Ramshackle Ragamuffin's.

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Nicole, who has been part of Penny Mustard for over 27 of its 30 years, likens the company's journey to the changing cast of "Saturday Night Live." Over the years, individuals joined the team, each playing a unique role in the company's growth. Some have moved on, but they all left their mark. The company evolved, learned, grew, and forged lifelong friendships, all while building an incredible brand.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

When the founders were kids, their parents paid them a penny per wild mustard plant they would pull out of their farm fields.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

They do Hassleless Mattress too. I can't believe we allow those thick Wisconsin accents on the air. Feel like I'm listening to the community calendar in Chippewa Falls. Good lord.

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The wife dragged me into the Schaumburg store a few years ago. The sales guy looked and sounded like Simpsons legend Kirk Van Houten, down to the incredible desperation to make a sale. Their thing is custom furniture made in Cheese Head Land that's really expensive but hey, its custom! As we left, the sales guy tried to give us his cell phone number so he could text directly to follow up.

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