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asked the 33 year old smokeshow nurse/Phd student out for drinks Friday and she said yes. Might be a little bit over my skiis on this one lol. What's the etiquette on this? don't tell any stories that happened before she was born?

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asked the 33 year old smokeshow nurse/Phd student out for drinks Friday and she said yes. Might be a little bit over my skiis on this one lol. What's the etiquette on this? don't tell any stories that happened before she was born?


Ask why is it taking her so long to get a Phd.

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asked the 33 year old smokeshow nurse/Phd student out for drinks Friday and she said yes. Might be a little bit over my skiis on this one lol. What's the etiquette on this? don't tell any stories that happened before she was born?



Maybe Deni$ knows?

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asked the 33 year old smokeshow nurse/Phd student out for drinks Friday and she said yes. Might be a little bit over my skiis on this one lol. What's the etiquette on this? don't tell any stories that happened before she was born?
Act all dumb and then pull a piece of wisdom out of your ass that's so smart and eye opening that she shivers. Then act all dumb again. She won't be able to get you out of her head for days.
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shakes wrote:
asked the 33 year old smokeshow nurse/Phd student out for drinks Friday and she said yes. Might be a little bit over my skiis on this one lol. What's the etiquette on this? don't tell any stories that happened before she was born?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnBSmjDEVVQ

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asked the 33 year old smokeshow nurse/Phd student out for drinks Friday and she said yes. Might be a little bit over my skiis on this one lol. What's the etiquette on this? don't tell any stories that happened before she was born?


I blew it wiht the 33 year old. She ghosted me after agreeing to go out last Friday. I offered to make plans and set it up and then never heard back. All good, I was really unsure about that.


Had a great night Saturday with the 44 year old spin instructor/lingerie model. Those are just part time gigs/hobbies she has, her main job is she runs a medical practice with 5 locations. I told her that that's great and all, but I'm just telling all my friends the spin/lingerie part. We went for tapas/sangria and then saw a band. Then she came over last night for sushi and wine and to meet my dogs.

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Approaching three consecutive weekends with nary a Tindertale? Does this mean you went back to your ex?

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Approaching three consecutive weekends with nary a Tindertale? Does this mean you went back to your ex?


no, all good. Still seeing the smokeshow spin instructor/lingerie model. Will be a month this weekend. Seeing her tonight. Had a great time with her Friday at the Sturgill Simpson concert at All State. Pre game dinner at the bar at Gibsons.

Last night we were talking and she got a text from a lady in her spin class asking if she could set her up with former Bears center Jerry Fontenot who's 58 and lives in Deerfield. She politely declined and then I hammered home the point that the guy played center which makes him technically gay.


Got plans to see her Thursday and Saturday as well.


Wasn't planning to settle down this early, but this girl is a keeper so we'll see.

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Wasn't planning to settle down this early, but this girl is a keeper so we'll see.


Just cheat on her. What's the big deal?

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a retard wrote:
Approaching three consecutive weekends with nary a Tindertale? Does this mean you went back to your ex?


no, all good. Still seeing the smokeshow spin instructor/lingerie model. Will be a month this weekend. Seeing her tonight. Had a great time with her Friday at the Sturgill Simpson concert at All State. Pre game dinner at the bar at Gibsons.

Last night we were talking and she got a text from a lady in her spin class asking if she could set her up with former Bears center Jerry Fontenot who's 58 and lives in Deerfield. She politely declined and then I hammered home the point that the guy played center which makes him technically gay.


Got plans to see her Thursday and Saturday as well.


Wasn't planning to settle down this early, but this girl is a keeper so we'll see.

No she's not.
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shakes wrote:

Wasn't planning to settle down this early, but this girl is a keeper so we'll see.


Just cheat on her. What's the big deal?

:lol:

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Nardi wrote:
shakes wrote:
a retard wrote:
Approaching three consecutive weekends with nary a Tindertale? Does this mean you went back to your ex?


no, all good. Still seeing the smokeshow spin instructor/lingerie model. Will be a month this weekend. Seeing her tonight. Had a great time with her Friday at the Sturgill Simpson concert at All State. Pre game dinner at the bar at Gibsons.

Last night we were talking and she got a text from a lady in her spin class asking if she could set her up with former Bears center Jerry Fontenot who's 58 and lives in Deerfield. She politely declined and then I hammered home the point that the guy played center which makes him technically gay.


Got plans to see her Thursday and Saturday as well.


Wasn't planning to settle down this early, but this girl is a keeper so we'll see.

No she's not.

First Dolphin, now Shakes. Dropping like flies with the pimp hands.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Nardi wrote:
shakes wrote:
a retard wrote:
Approaching three consecutive weekends with nary a Tindertale? Does this mean you went back to your ex?


no, all good. Still seeing the smokeshow spin instructor/lingerie model. Will be a month this weekend. Seeing her tonight. Had a great time with her Friday at the Sturgill Simpson concert at All State. Pre game dinner at the bar at Gibsons.

Last night we were talking and she got a text from a lady in her spin class asking if she could set her up with former Bears center Jerry Fontenot who's 58 and lives in Deerfield. She politely declined and then I hammered home the point that the guy played center which makes him technically gay.


Got plans to see her Thursday and Saturday as well.


Wasn't planning to settle down this early, but this girl is a keeper so we'll see.

No she's not.

First Dolphin, now Shakes. Dropping like flies with the pimp hands.

It happens...you get divorced and swear up and down you'll never get married again...


...and wind up still getting married again.

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Time to change the thread title to, “Commitment to sexualness 2025”



No. It should be changed to "Commitment to Fucking 2025"
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